Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to do then send you magical prophecies?
Spottedleaf: Trust me, I have no clue. Hey, it looks like I'm getting one now!
Bluestar: What did they say?
Spottedleaf: be prepared, this one is EPIC!
Bluestar: What is it?
Spottedleaf: Fire alone can save our clan.
Bluestar: And this means...
Spottedleaf: I can set the clan on fire! AT LAST!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: I always knew you were not quite right in the head, Spottedleaf.
Spottedleaf: Neither are you.
Bluestar: Spottedleaf's gotta go. How about hiring a hitman(or hitcat in this case)...from ShadowClan...named Clawface?(FORESHADOWING ALERT) She might set ME on fire!!!!